Morning. Just popped out to the shops for some bread, butter and fruits for the kids breakfast.
Picked up a bottle of 'La Biere Du Demon'. 12%, that's set me up for the day
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:19, archived)

A whole day of pissed up bumhole prodding

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:22, archived)

I'm on my summer holiday. No more bumholes for a week or two.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:24, archived)

not even recreational prodding?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:24, archived)

Annual vacation?
nu
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:47, archived)

National Lampoon's
Lam
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:00, archived)

I've had that; it's not bad.
I still haven't seen anything in the shops that tops 'Mega Démon''s 16%.
( .Yeti., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:29, archived)

That's fucking sherry.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 9:59, archived)

I bet it's kind of disgusting.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:23, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:24, archived)

They know you're not going to drink it for the taste, put it that way.

( .Yeti., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:33, archived)

Yeah but what if wine existed.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8454730.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 10:51, archived)