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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 9:02, archived)

It's you, isn't it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:45, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:47, archived)

It's his bollocks!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

This sounds like a gameshow waiting to be made

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:50, archived)

First contestant to grow a pair

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:58, archived)

Day 3 in the Bollocks House

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

Two little chairs in the interview room

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:01, archived)

CELEBRITY BOLLOCKS!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

Terrible bullying of Hitler :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:09, archived)

Tonight Matthew I will be Sean Connery'sh Shweaty Ballsh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 12:00, archived)

Shhh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)