Hi arsehole's, Queef Smegwin here
Saturday, eh? You couldn't make it up!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 13:31, archived)

friday quiz tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:34, archived)

EXCUSE ME

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:40, archived)

7/7 anal polyps

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:24, archived)

4/7 runner up at the gibbon-fisting championship

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:31, archived)

What have we learned? You'll never outrun a gibbon.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 18:53, archived)

I’m on a very small island with lots of seabirds
Just saw my first shag!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:41, archived)

Keep a eye out for a Cock-of-the-rock
YDOB
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:59, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:59, archived)

Seen any Boobies?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 16:23, archived)

Never had you down as one with an eye for the birds m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:24, archived)

A shag is a shag, so I’m told…

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 18:45, archived)

Hello Mr Smegwin.
Happy Saturday!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 15:38, archived)

Survived work, gone to the Red Lion then out for pizza
Happy, as you so rightly say, Saturday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:23, archived)

Saturday’s Make England Great
S.M.E.G.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 16:25, archived)