oh wait wait sorry, toad

( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:21, archived)

omg wtf typing this out just broke my dream
I dreamed about gandalf last night
whoah
( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:21, archived)

feel this is significant somehow, brb just off to draw a big diagram of what I can remember

( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:22, archived)

+ klaxon

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:34, archived)

sorry the diagram is quite complex it's taking kind of a long time

( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

3 pubes per ball

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:37, archived)

I wish it HAD been a sex dream tbh they're MUCH easier to work out
well I mean all dreams are sex dreams, after all, aren't they
But this one was much more sad :(
( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:39, archived)

wipe the sticky tears from your eye

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 14:03, archived)

those had better be tears

( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 14:42, archived)

something something Helms Deep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:13, archived)

I'll helm your deep buddy

( vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)