Oof
bit fuzzy today but surprisingly not too painful. Morns!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 9:57, archived)

Milking the 'VIP' airport lounge
Self service Hennessy? Good lord
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:28, archived)

Self-service Hennessy sounds like a nickhame someone gets when caught wanking

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:40, archived)

Correct
Took me years, and a deed poll name change, to escape that one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:42, archived)

Pro tip: Never shake hands with self-service Hennessy if he's looking pleased with himself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:16, archived)