morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 6:33, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 6:35, archived)

Goedemorgen mijn beste kankeren

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 6:42, archived)

morg fuck mijn beste kanker yourself
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:46, archived)

houd maar ja maand dicht

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 12:49, archived)

Nederlandse posse in de huis!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 16:06, archived)

ja hoor!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 16:58, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:32, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:09, archived)

Check your rings

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:43, archived)

Anal or digital?
Or stick your digital up your anal?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:47, archived)

All of the above

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 10:43, archived)

I am the 'digital clinical lead' for my ICB, which is an extremely clever title as I have expertise in both IT and sticking my finger up things

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 10:43, archived)

I have no idea what ICB is but I'm guessing it's a type of digger like JCB.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:34, archived)

I think it's one of Shulgin's phenethylamines

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:47, archived)

Oh, sorry, I haven’t read The Silmarillion.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:09, archived)

No this is about a real hero

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:18, archived)

Homeward bound :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 9:10, archived)

Could be worse, you could have spent the entirety of a holiday with yr wife posting on a moribund flebsite

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:25, archived)

I miss u guy's 2 much

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 12:06, archived)

Oof
bit fuzzy today but surprisingly not too painful. Morns!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 9:57, archived)

Milking the 'VIP' airport lounge
Self service Hennessy? Good lord
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:28, archived)

Self-service Hennessy sounds like a nickhame someone gets when caught wanking

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:40, archived)

Correct
Took me years, and a deed poll name change, to escape that one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:42, archived)

Pro tip: Never shake hands with self-service Hennessy if he's looking pleased with himself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:16, archived)