my own, was my initial thought
I'm happy to consider variations though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:12, archived)

OK. How about one where the cockfart is actually a metaphor for your mind attempting to rid itself of your existential dread?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:29, archived)