Imagine, yeah, if you done a spunk, right, but a guff come out your helmit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:17, archived)

No thanks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:30, archived)

IMAGINE IT YOU CUNT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:11, archived)

Very encouraging, this is great

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:19, archived)

Is this your own helmit guff or one that someone else has dun up there and you're guffing it out again?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:32, archived)

my own, was my initial thought
I'm happy to consider variations though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:12, archived)

OK. How about one where the cockfart is actually a metaphor for your mind attempting to rid itself of your existential dread?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:29, archived)

Diagnosis: Pneumaturia resulting from rectovesicle fistula.
You're welcome.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:35, archived)

Count Fistula, kinkiest of all the vampires.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:45, archived)

Dig through the anus and burn through the penus I slam in the back of my fistula...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:03, archived)

lol bum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)

Knob Zombie

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:01, archived)

Alice Pooper

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:10, archived)

Princess Leia Cable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:26, archived)

Alfred Bitchcock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:27, archived)

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown Trout

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:31, archived)

fucking lol I'd forgotten that expression

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:35, archived)

There's a fishing tackle shop here called 'Brown Trout', I ent even lyin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 19:13, archived)

Eggy Plops

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:37, archived)

Chris Shartin from Coiledlay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 18:27, archived)

I feel that words are incapable of adequately conveying quite how shit Coldplay are.
Even an actual shit, of the traditional coiled variety with all flies buzzing round it represents a tiny fraction of the sheer feculence of every expulsion issued from Chris Martin's noisome orifice
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:35, archived)

^ noisome orifice wonk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 1:01, archived)

Gotta catch 'em all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:19, archived)

But if your helmit was up someone else's bumhole at the time, how would you know where it came from?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:39, archived)

This is why you should always wear a condom
Although I suppose farting into a condom whilst inserted into a bumhole might cause sudden expansion resulting in it being impossible for the penus to be removed. I think I read somewhere once that this is how dog sex works
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:06, archived)

This is why the mods use their fingers, you can't guff out of a finger

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)

Yeah you can

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:35, archived)

Alright 'President Barack Hussein Obama'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:59, archived)

They'd burp it out and I'd recognise the smell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:20, archived)

*canned laughter*

( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:42, archived)

oh man I loved 'On the Road Again'

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:13, archived)

don't have to imagine
it's happened to me
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:59, archived)

I'm not seeing any exemption clause so I think you're out of choices, IMAGINE IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:18, archived)

Yeah you tell him m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:20, archived)

If I simply remember it, does that count?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:25, archived)

John Lennon’s rejected draft

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:03, archived)

<s>dr</s> sh

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)

-f +r

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:13, archived)

Also
rej er
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:21, archived)

<s>nn</s>m party

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:44, archived)

This is the sort of guided meditation I like.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:10, archived)

How long do you think Sarkozy will last before he gets bummed in prison?
I mean, there will be a queue forming already for lags who want to brag "I butfucked a president and he liked it!"
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:22, archived)

Ehhh...I think it's far more likely to be a case of 'Give me a million euros or I'll cut your ears off.'

( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:32, archived)

And a surprise in the showers

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:37, archived)

About 10mins

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:24, archived)