I feel that words are incapable of adequately conveying quite how shit Coldplay are.
Even an actual shit, of the traditional coiled variety with all flies buzzing round it represents a tiny fraction of the sheer feculence of every expulsion issued from Chris Martin's noisome orifice
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^ noisome orifice wonk

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