I shouldn’t be here

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:50, Reply)

I've got to call my boss to resign later
not looking forward to that, he's a great bloke
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:23, Reply)

If he’s as good of a boss as you say he’ll be happy for you
That, or he’ll kick you in the gunt
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)

Make him a platter with 'I RESIGN' spelled out in prosciutto

( .Yeti., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:37, Reply)

You don't have to resign, just don't turn up for work ever again.
With a bit of luck it will take them a while to work out that they should stop paying you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:42, Reply)