The dutch too, when i was there at least. The shit shelf.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 14:29, archived)

Ball slapper
When your turd stands on end on the shit shelf, then teeters over and slaps your balls.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:05, archived)

When your turd stands on end on the shit shelf, then teeters over and slaps your balls. a cha cha chaa
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:18, archived)