Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:21, Reply)

I saw one of them transformers on tv today.
It had shoulders wider than mine and voice deeper than mine.

Smashing frock it had on though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:19, Reply)

It’s not really my place to tell you what to do
but have you considered dying in a house fire?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:09, Reply)

I tried once.
Left a roll of tinfoil on a hob that was turned on.

I didn’t realise it was on fire until I couldn’t see the tv because of the smoke, I have no sense of smell.

But I did try.

Thanxxxx
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:15, Reply)

I've stuck it on 2.0, not usually one to blow the ignore horn but seeing its posts offers no benefit to my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:03, Reply)