Morning Titwranglers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:20, Reply)

alright
I am going to stand on the touch line of a football pitch and get fucking soaked in a bit.

Great days
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat
- but I don't find football that sexy TBH
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:05, Reply)

well it’s under 12s so I would hope you don’t find it sexy you fucking kiddy fiddler

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:43, Reply)

Not looking for any competition in your field, right?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:58, Reply)

But you said it made you wet?
- you damp dirty nonce
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:08, Reply)

Damp dirty nonce is going to be my new username
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)

I've had no time for tit-wrangling lately.
Been far too busy herding this flock of vulvæ.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:04, Reply)

now I am tumescent

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:14, Reply)

They've got hair on them m8, not really your scene.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)

damn
You know me so well don’t you sweety

Your post is destined for the populoser page, I voted for it like all the little buddies will
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:58, Reply)

I will have to wrangle mine shortly

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:20, Reply)

alright Booblevis

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:08, Reply)

Hullo fanny's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:28, Reply)

alreet
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:30, Reply)

SMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)

HOTPOINT

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:38, Reply)

You miele-mouthed motherfucker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)