I woke up at 4am needing a piss,
thought I should get a morning thread in before you but then couldn't be arsed.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 10:50, archived)

I think I get up about 3 times a night for a piss
Think it’s cancer?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:36, archived)

my average is two
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:41, archived)

piss isn't countable is it? if you throw piss on someone, it's how much, not how many, right? or have i been doing it wrong?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 17:35, archived)

You should have prioritised posting on here and wet the bed while doing so,
that's what the rest of us do.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:48, archived)