I liked the bit in Titanic when the car windows bum steamed up.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:54, Reply)

Remember, Sully, when I promised to bum you last? I lied
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:03, Reply)

If it steams, we can bum it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to steam the bloody bums off!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)

All those moments will be lost in time, like bums in rain
Time to steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:50, Reply)

I know now why you bum. But it's something I can never do
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

"Jack, I want you to bum me like one of your French girls"
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:22, Reply)