That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed bums we're having. Mmmm, steamed bums!

afternoon, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 14:52, Reply)

That's no moon. It's a bumsteamer.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 15:00, Reply)

That's not a bum, THIS is a bum.
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

I don't need the gun John. I can bum you!
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:38, Reply)

"Don't steam, it's vision is based on bum steam"
*steams*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:43, Reply)

But being as this is a 44 inch Manbum, the most powerful manbum in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel steamy?' Well, do ya, punk?"
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:51, Reply)

I liked the bit in Titanic when the car windows bum steamed up.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:54, Reply)

Remember, Sully, when I promised to bum you last? I lied
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:03, Reply)

If it steams, we can bum it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to steam the bloody bums off!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)

All those moments will be lost in time, like bums in rain
Time to steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:50, Reply)

I know now why you bum. But it's something I can never do
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

"Jack, I want you to bum me like one of your French girls"
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:22, Reply)

in bum, no one can hear you steam

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 18:33, Reply)

Some of us are nil by mouth, you insensitive prick

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

Other orifices are also available.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:21, Reply)

I'm currently out of orifice until further notice

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:59, Reply)

I can't really ingest food through my ears
And I've had my scan, so now I can eat.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Steam Machine with all this guff about steam.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:06, Reply)

It doesn't sound very bummy, perhaps that's why

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:10, Reply)

That could be a factor.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:50, Reply)

"you could think of it almost as if massage parlors were giving out antidepressants that also might explode"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:22, Reply)

Schrödinger's happy ending

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:38, Reply)

What the shuddering, gibbering cock are you flapping on about, man?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:41, Reply)

not me, it's from the Guardian, maybe Chris Morris is writing for them now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:01, Reply)