Some cunt up the road chopped through their underground electric cable
Now we're all suffering in darkness and cold while they try to fix it
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:46, Reply)

fucker

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)

Update
First broke the cable at 2 pm.
Might be fixed by 10 pm.

Bollock
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:14, Reply)

I've read better haikus, I'll be honest.

( .Yeti., Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:45, Reply)

That seems very quick to me. Dno normally take hours just to attend. Then dig out...blah blah

( mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:59, Reply)

Remember when we got telly and teletext through the air,
can't cut through that with a spade, and people say the future is better
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 23:12, Reply)

gutted
now you're gonna miss Eastenders AND Corrie
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 21:35, Reply)

Isn't that just life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 23:08, Reply)