Steam me the Bum of Alfredo Garcia!
*Radio 4 audience laughs, Jack Dee groans*

Well, that was tedious. Now what?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 15:47, Reply)

Uh
Now we kiss?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 15:47, Reply)

Dunno if this calls for a "put on my wizard robe and hat" reference
or "polka dot knickers"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 15:53, Reply)

Then I don't know whether to laugh politely or vomit impolitely.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 16:23, Reply)

I think there's time for both

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

PODKA

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Dec 2025, 17:05, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 17:36, Reply)

CHECKS CONTENTS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:57, Reply)

...of grry's hard drive

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 8 Dec 2025, 19:13, Reply)

had that seized years ago m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 21:35, Reply)

get out of my closet!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:39, Reply)

Alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 16:11, Reply)

alright [ insert comedic twist on your name here ]

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 16:35, Reply)

Two GAY Hats
lol
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 19:15, Reply)

Oh COME ON

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:13, Reply)

+ MY FACE YOU BIG SEXY GAY MAN

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 8:51, Reply)

Alright

( mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:06, Reply)

yer you?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 21:34, Reply)

Some cunt up the road chopped through their underground electric cable
Now we're all suffering in darkness and cold while they try to fix it
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:46, Reply)

fucker

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)

Update
First broke the cable at 2 pm.
Might be fixed by 10 pm.

Bollock
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:14, Reply)

I've read better haikus, I'll be honest.

( .Yeti., Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:45, Reply)

That seems very quick to me. Dno normally take hours just to attend. Then dig out...blah blah

( mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 20:59, Reply)

Remember when we got telly and teletext through the air,
can't cut through that with a spade, and people say the future is better
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 23:12, Reply)

gutted
now you're gonna miss Eastenders AND Corrie
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 21:35, Reply)

Isn't that just life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 23:08, Reply)

GS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:57, Reply)

I LITERALLY do NOT EVEN know how to respond to this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 21:35, Reply)