Jamie Oliver talking about "stretching his meat" on Channel 4 now.
What's your signature dish?
(Planearm, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:05, archived)

Spotted Dick
Smothered in Bird's Custard

LOL tard
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:09, archived)

Calligraphy Cake

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:21, archived)

mine's more of a bowl

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:24, archived)

While the Buddha is supposed to have said many things, I now accept that "get down on it" was not one of them.
Looking into it a bit deeper with my new-found understanding, I can see now that he didn't even write the song ffs.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:28, archived)

Thai green chicken curry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:48, archived)

munters dickin

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 20:05, archived)

I don't understand why they stopped calling it chicken cacciatore
Other than pandering to fuckwits
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 23:05, archived)

Who are 'they' in this context?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:03, archived)

I beg your pardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:40, archived)

i never munted you a dickin garden

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:58, archived)

Everyone should have a dickin garden

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:13, archived)

Horticockure

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:14, archived)

Cornershopzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 19:04, archived)