Morning!
It's crumpet day, I am cheerful.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:50, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:00, archived)

Alright Smegative ions.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:34, archived)

It isn't crumpet day, lose that smile

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:04, archived)

Jokes on you, I'm now entirely be-crumpeted.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)

UNACCEPTABLE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:37, archived)

I haven't had a crumpet
But I have learned about bilateral gandromorphism
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:15, archived)

What is that?
And can you have it with cheese?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)

Half and half

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:53, archived)

no search results for 'gandromorphism'

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:52, archived)

"Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare condition where an organism is half male and half female, with the characteristics of each sex split down the middle of the body"
Christ, no one tell spanishfly or he’ll explode in a fit of rage
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:33, archived)

aha ok
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(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:45, archived)

it's when you turn into a middle-earth wizard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)

half buried?

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:52, archived)