morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 7:21, Reply)

Sympathy morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 8:17, Reply)

no real mornings pls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:41, Reply)

Bon-DIE beach

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:02, Reply)

Morning. On our way to the Gladiators live show in Birmingham and listening to a bit of Cece Peniston on the radio.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:09, Reply)

Which bit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:13, Reply)

Lower rear

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:14, Reply)

Finally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:20, Reply)

Which one's your favourite?
I like 'Wolf'. So cool.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:49, Reply)

Not even in my top ten CeCe Peniston songs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Gladiators Live Tour is a groundbreaking live event that propels the iconic Gladiators brand into a new era,
offering a fresh and exhilarating experience for fans. Brilliantly condensed into two hours of action, which you will never get back.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Not to mention the 250 quid it cost

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Do they still do the thing with the big cotton buds? And steroids?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Morning!
It's crumpet day, I am cheerful.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:50, Reply)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:00, Reply)

Alright Smegative ions.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:34, Reply)

It isn't crumpet day, lose that smile

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:04, Reply)

Jokes on you, I'm now entirely be-crumpeted.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, Reply)

UNACCEPTABLE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:37, Reply)

I haven't had a crumpet
But I have learned about bilateral gandromorphism
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:15, Reply)

What is that?
And can you have it with cheese?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Half and half

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:53, Reply)

no search results for 'gandromorphism'

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:52, Reply)

"Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare condition where an organism is half male and half female, with the characteristics of each sex split down the middle of the body"
Christ, no one tell spanishfly or he’ll explode in a fit of rage
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:33, Reply)

aha ok
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(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:45, Reply)

it's when you turn into a middle-earth wizard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:36, Reply)

half buried?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:52, Reply)