Just had a customer order from someone who signed off their email as "R. Kelly".
Seriously, you'd think they'd have used their full first name.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:27, archived)

Or at the very least titled their email "I believe I can buy"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:40, archived)

Are you sure it wasn't actually him?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 14:27, archived)

Dunno what he'd want with a product consisting mostly of lubricating jelly in prison, oh no wait

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:10, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:55, archived)