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Hullo bumstain's
Up to owt today? Eff all here, might gaylord a gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:50, archived)
PS happy candles mr horrible poster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:56, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 0:04, archived)
it was yesterday you chutney

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 10:02, archived)
Just had a customer order from someone who signed off their email as "R. Kelly".
Seriously, you'd think they'd have used their full first name.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:27, archived)
Or at the very least titled their email "I believe I can buy"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:40, archived)
Are you sure it wasn't actually him?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 14:27, archived)
Dunno what he'd want with a product consisting mostly of lubricating jelly in prison, oh no wait

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:10, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:55, archived)
Quiet day before the end of the year, here.
Might buttfuck a buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:52, archived)
The usual
Looking after elderly relatives and then going to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 13:57, archived)
Not much going on here. Wife's out, I'm trying to get some writing done for my uni course.
Seriously considering bottomizing a bare-faced go-away bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Dec 2025, 15:45, archived)
20 minutes left at work, might stealth felch-wank a superb fairy-wren

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:09, archived)
Adventure Time
β€œWe were a little bit successful. We were somewhat successful,” Musk told Miller on her podcast, adding that [Doge] was his β€œbest side quest”.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 20:24, archived)