In the words of D:Ream, things can only get fewer shit. Unless of course they get much more shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 16:09, archived)

Well I managed to slice my finger open today
So I'm off to a great start
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:25, archived)

I have also removed part of my hand on a mandoline yesterday
Don't drink and coleslaw, kids
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:27, archived)

Those things are lethal

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:10, archived)