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( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:26, archived)

HNY

Cheers
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( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:47, archived)

cheers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 8:50, archived)

Happy New Year!
I have resolved to be fewer of a cunt this year. Back to work tomorrow so will see how long that lasts
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 10:26, archived)

good luck

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 16:55, archived)

Happy New Year
Here's hoping it's better than the last one
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)

In the words of D:Ream, things can only get fewer shit. Unless of course they get much more shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 16:09, archived)

Well I managed to slice my finger open today
So I'm off to a great start
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:25, archived)

I have also removed part of my hand on a mandoline yesterday
Don't drink and coleslaw, kids
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:27, archived)

Those things are lethal

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 16:10, archived)

Watching that new Gervais standup special.
Zero laughs.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 19:31, archived)

WAIT- one slight laugh at the 'sucking cocks in hell' bit, the rest was a laugh-free zone.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 20:45, archived)

B3ta, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:37, archived)