Billy today
*japs*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:24, archived)

My boss has sent me a lovely email in response to my resignation
Poor sod, he knows my 'manager' is a cunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)

not that you asked

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)

Could he not have fired the bellend and given you his job?
Just saying.
( .Yeti., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:25, archived)

Difficult to just flat-out fire someone.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:28, archived)

Tell that to Alan Sugar

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:33, archived)

And Thich Quang Duc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:53, archived)

and Guy Fawkes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:56, archived)

Pretty sure 'threats to kill' falls under the old 'gross misconduct' umbrella

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)

I dinnae ken how to do it all
I could learn but people might die before I got there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)