Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 8:54, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 8:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:22, archived)

Chilly today

( mongychops, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:37, archived)

Willy today

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 9:39, archived)

Billy today
*japs*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:24, archived)

My boss has sent me a lovely email in response to my resignation
Poor sod, he knows my 'manager' is a cunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)

not that you asked

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 10:29, archived)

Could he not have fired the bellend and given you his job?
Just saying.
( .Yeti., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:25, archived)

Difficult to just flat-out fire someone.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:28, archived)

Tell that to Alan Sugar

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:33, archived)

And Thich Quang Duc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 11:53, archived)

and Guy Fawkes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:56, archived)

Pretty sure 'threats to kill' falls under the old 'gross misconduct' umbrella

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)

I dinnae ken how to do it all
I could learn but people might die before I got there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)

Gooning (good + morning). Maybe yours will catch on!
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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)

The Mongdaddy
Sputnik, Cauliflower, Wibble Jib-Jib!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 13:55, archived)

I don't normally say this
But Smegg Wallace's encyclopedic and cripplingly autistic recollection of b3ta history actually paid dividends on this occasion
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:48, archived)

Some b3ta content is so gobsmackingly appalling that it cannot be easily forgotten.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jan 2026, 15:20, archived)

i love getting my dividends

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 23:59, archived)

Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jan 2026, 14:13, archived)