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If the sink's beside the bog then wash your hands while shitting to save time.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:58, archived)
Just shit in your hands, even quicker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)
...then clap.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)
Or have a wank, why not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:26, archived)
We've all done it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
Shitwank then a round of applause afterwards, maybe make some score cards to hold up too, writ in shit tho eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)