Is it acceptable to brush your teeth whilst doing a poo
if you're short on time?

Asking for a Queef
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:43, archived)

Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:43, archived)

hilst doing ith
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:49, archived)

If you’re in there pooing on your own, who’s going to know?
If you have company while pooing, they’re probably well past the point of judging you for anything.

So I say it’s fine.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)

have manage a
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:19, archived)

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry (So lonely)
Nowhere to go, nothing to do with my time
I get lonely, so lonely, pooing on my own
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast (So lonely)
And everything is coming down on me, down on me, I go crazy
Oh so crazy, pooing on my own
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)

If everything is coming down on you when you’re pooing
you might be upside down. Or your anüs might just be on top of your head, I don’t know.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)

who wants to poo forever

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)

i wanna learn how to fie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:29, archived)

IT'S GOD AARDVARK, IT'S GOD IN THERE WITH YOU, ALL-SEEING, GAZING UP AT YOUR POUTING HOOP

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)

Filthy slag, that God.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 22:10, archived)

Just don't get your brushes mixed up.

( .Yeti., Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:55, archived)

If the sink's beside the bog then wash your hands while shitting to save time.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:58, archived)

Just shit in your hands, even quicker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)

...then clap.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)

Or have a wank, why not

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:26, archived)

We've all done it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)

Shitwank then a round of applause afterwards, maybe make some score cards to hold up too, writ in shit tho eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)

only after you've finished your kebab.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:26, archived)

If your sink is next to the toilet
And you can be sitting, shitting and brushing at the same time, I see no problem. If you're standing up and just letting your shit land on the floor, that's not acceptable.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:53, archived)

Who the fuck are you, the poolice? 💩 🚔

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jan 2026, 18:28, archived)

Quiet
Fucking stoolie
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:59, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)

I'd say it's fine, just make sure to use a shitening toothpaste

( broadsword, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)

dunno
never really thought about it
(piss and shit, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:20, archived)

if its your only option.
Or gargle mouthwash and spit it between your legs.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)

Anus Dentatus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:59, archived)

Sure if the client is ok with it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:42, archived)