"Careful out there, the patio's covered in in ice..." "yeah, sure I'll be fineAAAARHHHHHH WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
and that's how I fell flat on my bum onto the hard, hard ice-covered pavings slabs and am now sore.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 9:36, archived)

fell flat on got that garden gnome stuck up
onto the hard, hard ice-covered pavings slabs and am now sore , honest
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:23, archived)

What has one bum and is sore, etc.

( .Yeti., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)

Not the first time garold"s had a sore arse.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:33, archived)