I realise he started writing them over 2 decades ago
but the authorial tone of the early ones are spectacularly juvenile
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:50, archived)

and 'i am a mong and this is my song' wasn't?
that was peak internert, right there.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)

i'd pay rob £100 for a copy of that. he's totally perma-deleted it. i can't find it anywhere.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)

no idea why
he's so mysterious
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:55, archived)

That's two hecto-hams!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:06, archived)

i know! i don't mess about!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:19, archived)