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is that bit at the bottom of the newsletter some sort of numbers station secret code?
has rob been co-opted by MI5?
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 18:29, archived)
Is there really still a newsletter?
Ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:00, archived)
yes and it's very good. you're not a real b3tan, you're a phoney.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:06, archived)
Haha, things people have been making this week
Wee-wee Tapir has made a game where you have to guess some tedious shit, and it's in the style of a fucking Commodore 64

That sort of thing, right
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:24, archived)
oh. you have been reading it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)
It's worse than that m8
I *am* Wee-wee Tapir :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:40, archived)
go all the way home

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:41, archived)
I realise he started writing them over 2 decades ago
but the authorial tone of the early ones are spectacularly juvenile
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:50, archived)
and 'i am a mong and this is my song' wasn't?
that was peak internert, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)
i'd pay rob £100 for a copy of that. he's totally perma-deleted it. i can't find it anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)
no idea why
he's so mysterious
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:55, archived)
That's two hecto-hams!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:06, archived)
i know! i don't mess about!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:19, archived)
I only read it for the fesshole bits

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:31, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:24, archived)