You apply Wisdom® to your toothbrush and brush your teeth with it.
Then go in and give them a nice shiny smile, and the job's as good as yours.

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 9:04, Reply)

And if they don't offer me the job, I bite them with my shiny clean teeth?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 9:05, Reply)

Just bare them and growl, that should jolt them into realising their error.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 10:24, Reply)