Saw a 24 Hours In Police Custody last night on zombie knives
seems like our whole stabbing crimewave in the UK is down to dodgy business practises by a former Junior Apprentice contestent. You coudn't make it up, even though I just did a bit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 10:34, Reply)

hadn't previously heard of zombie knives so went looking
it turns out the cosmopolitan magazine website has a surprisingly large amount of articles on true crime
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 12:08, Reply)

I saw that
Half of them were just normal Rambo style hunting knives. Zombie my arse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:00, Reply)

You just watched it because you're obsessed with zombies.
Zombie-this, zombie-that. It's all you ever talk about!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:12, Reply)

ha, yeah, I've got a zombie apocalypse escape plan!!!
man I am just so gosh darn waki
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:24, Reply)

You yoda mask wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:26, Reply)