The interview isn't even for another two hours.
I probably won't find out if I got it for another week or so.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 9:10, archived)

But I'll be sure to shit in your coffee as soon as I'm able.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 9:10, archived)

"sustainably sourced ingredients"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 2:11, archived)