I just got an out-of-office email reply from Robert Todd.
I don't want to know what it's got in its pocketses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)

If Sammi turns up run , run fast

( mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)

I don't think it would need to be fast

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:46, archived)

^ fancies Sammi

( mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 15:01, archived)

No, I mean I'm assuming she was one of the short round ones,
you'd just need to go through a narrow alleyway to escape. Apologies if I've got that wrong.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)