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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 6:11, archived)
morning
- I have the day off. Might x a y later.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 7:37, archived)
Disgusting.
Having a day off, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 7:52, archived)
-x +g

(piss and shit, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 15:51, archived)
Are yous askin

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 18:09, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Jan 2026, 8:11, archived)
smeggy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 8:20, archived)
Might walk up the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 9:22, archived)
Without safety gear, like that Alex Honnold?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:12, archived)
free solo was horrific to watch
genuinely stomach churning
(piss and shit, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:23, archived)
it was, i got myself in a real state, i had $20 on him falling

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:31, archived)
Yeah very disturbing to see him coming out of that block of carbonite.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
I'm wearing a condom at all times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)
That's a conveen m8, stops you making a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:37, archived)
heading off into a youtube rabbit hole :)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yynyfs3uCQ
(piss and shit, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:51, archived)
They seem to be having a lot of fun with that model
Nurses are filth
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:03, archived)
it wold

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 20:07, archived)
"so its not ok to say o my god that's a whopper it wold made me feel better"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 20:07, archived)
Morrning fellow content creators

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 9:28, archived)
under the influencers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)
It is morning
But I've gone back to bed just to see how long I can go before someone messages me to do something. How lost in this company am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 26 Jan 2026, 10:08, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:01, archived)
Morning.
You’ll all be delighted to know I got that new job I applied for. I’ll be paid 11p for every sailor I sexually satisfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:27, archived)
Big money over here , I just ended up with around 5 kilos of tomatoes for that. Only wanted a panda and tomato roll.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)
I hope they used fresh panda.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
Never from concentrate

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:12, archived)
Will there be one of those satisfaction button-press machines like at service stations and aiport toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)
what is that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:03, archived)
Like this, but for sailors to rate how sexually satisfied they were after the service
brainybirdz.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-12-04-18-05-27.jpg?w=500&h=667
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)
Rate Your Oppression!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 20:06, archived)
If there is, I hope it’s wiped down regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:57, archived)
The sad face "DISSATISFIED" button looked well-worn and the fact it never needed wiping clean
told its own, sad story.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:10, archived)
moming

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:03, archived)
Buffalo is a verb apparently, it means "to confuse"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Jan 2026, 12:22, archived)
there's also
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
(piss and shit, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:06, archived)
i herd the first time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)
I just got an out-of-office email reply from Robert Todd.
I don't want to know what it's got in its pocketses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)
If Sammi turns up run , run fast

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
I don't think it would need to be fast

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 14:46, archived)
^ fancies Sammi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 15:01, archived)
No, I mean I'm assuming she was one of the short round ones,
you'd just need to go through a narrow alleyway to escape. Apologies if I've got that wrong.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)