Since when did champagne have use by dates?
I don't think I've ever seen one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:20, archived)

Does it have the classic Tesco Value logo on the label?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:22, archived)

Marks and Spencer

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:39, archived)

and by 'one' you of course mean 'a lady's fanny' lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:24, archived)

Excuse me, I've been married to a lady for two and a half years.
Oh wait, you're right.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:28, archived)

Mingelol

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:41, archived)

No date on it
but the missus got it for her 21st birthday... I will not divulge her age though
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:41, archived)

If only you'd inadvertently given us a clue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 19:25, archived)

She is 42
stone unfortunately
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 19:27, archived)