RELEASE THE B3TA FILES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)

I read that as
Release the beatles
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Feb 2026, 20:40, archived)

I'm sure they all shagged plenty of underage girls, as was the fashion at the time.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 20:48, archived)

Was trying to think of some Beatles song title puns
but 90% are already pretty noncy
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 21:01, archived)

And Your "Bird" Can "Sing" - J. Epstein

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 22:38, archived)

Actually I believe at that time the Beatles themselves were underage girls. Not that that makes it right obviously.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 22:36, archived)

My 4 year- old dog just jumped on my lap and gave me a kiss, lock me up I'm a monster.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 22:39, archived)

At least you're not a Beatle

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:23, archived)