Surely you have to be a literal vampire that factor 50 isn't strong enough?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:58, Reply)

Uv light man!

( mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, Reply)

I have burned in Spain using factor 50
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, Reply)

so white, I'm almost + Da ba dee da ba di
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:20, Reply)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:31, Reply)

+ my neck
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue I didn't like it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:26, Reply)