I fucking hate menopause
I have no control of my emotions, I can be happy one minute and want to kill you the next. I prescribe myself retail therapy I'm going shopping tomorrow.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 23:06, archived)

You're not allowed to prescribe for yourself, the GMC will have you for that.
Just drink some horse piss instead, it's full of natural oestrogen. Make sure it's a pregnant lady horse though.

You're welcome.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 23:26, archived)

Have you tried being a bloke instead?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 7:34, archived)

Tbh, it'd be a lot easier

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:32, archived)

You would have to put up with womenopause though.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:59, archived)

Men are famed for being in total control of their emotions
if you don't count anger as an emotion of course.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:59, archived)

YEAH WELL I FUCKING DON'T COUNT IT, OKAY?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:00, archived)

I used to work with this idiot who was always going on about how emotional his partner was
then would tell me about his road rage incidents like he was in the right and not completely acting at the whims of his uncontrolled emotions.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:02, archived)

lol old

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 13:46, archived)