Quick summary of the headlines today:
Nonce, sweat, unemployment, Chagos, Iran.
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2026, 7:28, Reply)

Russians in Afghanistan

( .Yeti., Fri 20 Feb 2026, 7:49, Reply)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 7:57, Reply)

We didn't st... oh wait yes we did

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:10, Reply)

Lol

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2026, 9:03, Reply)

we were always gurning, since the world was turning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:32, Reply)