It's all performative
I can't find any instances of someone being found guilty of Misconduct In Public Office so the chances of him going on trial ar 0%. Still, it puts on a good show and demonstrates to the little people that there's some kind of accountability or something.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:28, archived)

this^
I even read the cps guidance on the charge and there are a couple of very easy ways he can dodge it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:46, archived)

Yeah, it’s easy.
At no point did he say “Simon says touch my creepy old shrivelled paedo cock against your will” so none of it counted.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:52, archived)

Yeah, we should all just forget about it and move on.
Oh look, UFOs!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 9:26, archived)

Make Uranus Great Again!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)

where?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8468154
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)

It’s the equivalent of Al Capone getting charged with Tax Evasion

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)

Investigating someone for a potential crime you have evidence for,
rather than just banging them up for what you reckon they've been up to? Call me old-fashioned, but that seems reasonable.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 10:59, archived)

STRING HIM UP!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:03, archived)

with what?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:06, archived)

Epstein's congealed semen
#infest
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:11, archived)

String. Can’t you read?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:11, archived)