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I’ll have you know my balls are perfectly symmetrical

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:07, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:54, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:43, archived)
They're not supposed to be.
Apparently one hanging lower than the other is an evolutionary adaptation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:42, archived)
PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:52, archived)
^unevolved

(piss and shit, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:53, archived)
Spontaneous symmetry-breaking in the testicular sector has been proposed as a mechanism for how balls acquire mass.
As if everyone didn't already know it's because they're used to store pee at high pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:01, archived)