morning you lovely bunch of oddballs

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 4:37, archived)

i thought we weren't acknowledging the passage of time any more

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 6:22, archived)

How is it fucking Thursday already?
Time can do one.
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 6:55, archived)

Fucking Thursday is way better than dressdown Friday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:27, archived)

I’ll have you know my balls are perfectly symmetrical

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:07, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:54, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:43, archived)

They're not supposed to be.
Apparently one hanging lower than the other is an evolutionary adaptation.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:42, archived)

PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:52, archived)

^unevolved

(piss and shit, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:53, archived)

Spontaneous symmetry-breaking in the testicular sector has been proposed as a mechanism for how balls acquire mass.
As if everyone didn't already know it's because they're used to store pee at high pressure.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:01, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:03, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:13, archived)

Fucking

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:29, archived)

Sniff my urogenital sinus

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)

Hi
I mean
( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)

Morning, MC.
After careful consideration, I've decided that Queef should start a New Wave band called The Smegmatix, mr horrible should write a book titled Bollocks: the art of graceful conversation, 2Can should develop a social networking app for doctors called Fingrr, and spanishfly should delete his account and kill himself.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:21, archived)

Great idea

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:28, archived)

bollocks

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:35, archived)

the end.
we hope you enjoyed this audiobollocks
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)

#smegfest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:36, archived)

I really should

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:23, archived)

Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:43, archived)

*looks down"
you said it
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:46, archived)

You can't discriminate against me because of my oddism

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:14, archived)

I'll never understand you balltypicals

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:21, archived)

Rugby man, eh?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:33, archived)

*something about hookers*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)

*something about tight head*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)

*something about silly-mid-off*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)

*something about a hand-off*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:32, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:44, archived)