In a later communique, Morrissey wrote that his hotel was an “indescribable hell. It will take me one year to recover. And that is an understatement.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:24, archived)

You've got to admire his commitment to moving so far beyond self-parody
that he will eventually become an entirely new kind of absolute cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 6:32, archived)

Part of me still wants to believe it's an elaborate act

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)

The man's always been an absolute cunt.
If it's an act, he's been keeping it up for 40 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)