I have decided that alcohol is too expensive and will be making my own from now on. I have bought a 30litre tub, 10kg of sugar and some lemon juice.
My initial experiment making 5 litres of alcoholic lemonade was partially successful in that it seemed to be fermenting but I was too impatient and drank it all before it was ready
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:19, Reply)

i did homebrew for a bit
the basic kit version, it was cheaper and the beer was reasonable. But it was a fair amount of faff and you then have 40 or so bottle of the same drink. Plus my alcohol consumption has dropped a lot lately
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:23, Reply)

I'm saving up for this.
( .Yeti., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:26, Reply)

are you in the uk?
cos you may have to save up £20k unless the law changes
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:43, Reply)

No, but it's technically illegal where I am anyway.
I might have to smuggle it in via relatives abroad.
( .Yeti., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 12:13, Reply)

Prison hooch is very on-brand for 2026.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 10:49, Reply)

Ian Huntley's latest batch has matured nicely
he's not been around to mess with it before it was matured.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:57, Reply)

Messing with things that had matured wasn't really his bag, it's true.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:27, Reply)

Jenkem too strong for you eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:12, Reply)