Yes, Irvine Welsh probably has.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:13, archived)

The One True Scotsman

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:29, archived)

Only if he chops Christophe Lambert's head off with a sword

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:33, archived)

Wasn't he playing The Lowlander?
So as to leave room for Sean Connery's Wifebeater?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:46, archived)

I shee my thump hash improved your wife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)