Has anyone said Fuck this shite a'm off tae bed yet?

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:47, archived)

Already in mah bed

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:49, archived)

sexshy

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)

Yes, Irvine Welsh probably has.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:13, archived)

The One True Scotsman

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:29, archived)

Only if he chops Christophe Lambert's head off with a sword

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:33, archived)

Wasn't he playing The Lowlander?
So as to leave room for Sean Connery's Wifebeater?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:46, archived)

I shee my thump hash improved your wife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

AH'M NO A FUCKIN BUFTIE!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:42, archived)

Gae an tae yer ain bed then, big man

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)

It's shite being Scottish!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:56, archived)

It's been much too Sunni today to think about Shi'ite.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Apr 2026, 22:54, archived)