I will always remember a Roger Mellie quote where he was confronted about his alcohol intake
and he replied "show me a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps, and I'll show you a lying cunt."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps QotW
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:44, archived)